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haha funny landorus lol

Published 7 days ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(6 total ratings)
Authorfunnyvileplume
GenreVisual Novel
TagsComedy, Romance

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landodating-1.0-win.zip 77 MB
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despite it being more than likely a shitpost and very short, i genuinely enjoyed dis. 



semi-spoilers below ( i wish there were a spoiler tag on here)












i dont play competitive pokemon and i dont even know what OU is, i felt somewhat emotionally engaged and in the story of how landorus fell from grace due to powercreep and them losing purpose / feeling lonely as a result.
the call to action to show love for a pokemon which people may forget exists was also really cute :3
it doesnt have the best writing for sure but the fact the creator went out of their way to make this and how i can tell that landorus is very dear to them (at least thats what i thought from playing it) made this special! 
delectable paws lol

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Just realized the reason MC is so nervous around him is because Landorus Therian has intimidate omfg that's genius 

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I don't understand competitive jokes but they always make me laugh

this game is so cringe

i make it sure is deleted from my pc

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omg i'm so hard after playing this game i want landorus so bad i've lost gallons of by cum just by playing throuh this game i want landorus i need him to be my boywife right now, no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever lando could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

No idea if I should dislike or like this comment it's horny as hell but I respect the effort holy shit

Wheres the origin of the copypasta?

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Best game ever. 5 stars.

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I fucking came

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Now THIS is peak.

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Fuck Grisaia and Clannad, now this is the pinnacle of VNs

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lowkey waiting for wolfe glick to play this

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Can't believe I got to see this before it gets hit by cease and desist by multiple companies.

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I named myself "Freeze Dry" but I couldn't learn Ice Beam

Also, Usami's theme fits Incineroar WAY too well

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too intimidated to open it, great game would lead with defog again